Pondering the complexities of life.

Tuesday, May 10

It's good to have a clean car...

As you know, I live in a very small town with a very enthusiastic volunteer fire department.

In the big city, there are several area fire departments staffing career firemen. For the past couple of years, the city has selected 12 of its most hunky fire fighters to appear in a firemen calendar. The proceeds from the sale of the calendar go to a local charity. In addition, there is an annual event called “Suds ‘n Studs.” For $10, women drive from all over the state to have these drool-over, shirtless firemen wash their cars. Being a regular patron of this event (as well as a proud owner of the 2004 and 2005 calendars!), I can tell you that it is well worth that $10!!

You don’t have to know your way around the city to find the charity event. Guys like this hold up signs to direct you the “Beefcake Car Wash.”


Beefcake Posted by Hello

The first year, a group of five of us from my office piled into my little car and headed downtown. E__, the youngest in our group, asked a little too loudly, “Can we touch them?” I’ll have to admit, that it is what we were ALL thinking, so we were kind of glad she’d asked. YES, you can TOUCH them!!


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They’ll pose for photos too! The first year, a whole lot of women we didn’t even know jumped into our group shot. Not to be unsociable, but they stood in FRONT of the guys, blocking the view. (Stupid women!) I managed to sandwich myself comfortably between two hunks, to avoid getting between the camera lens and those washboard abs. Hey, I’m no dummy!


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I also got some great action shots. You know, it’s good to have a clean car!


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12 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

*trying to regain composure*

Bless you, Wordwhiz!

1:47 PM

 
Blogger Hermes said...

You're too funny!

I can just see you and your girlfriends all at the strip bar wild and drunk, dollar bills clenched tightly in your teeth, while "It's raining men" is playing over the loudspeakers.

Now do us guys a favor and post some girls sans their tops? ;)

2:51 PM

 
Blogger WordWhiz said...

Hermes: OMG-Have you been spying on my girlfriends and me??

Sorry honey, no photos of topless babes here.

3:10 PM

 
Blogger WordWhiz said...

Here you go ladies. The guys of 2004 were hotter than the guys of 2005. (Amanda/Sar - that would be the year of your hunk.) Check out this site:

http://www.themenofthepfd.com/the_men.html

4:55 PM

 
Blogger OldHorsetailSnake said...

They offer to firemen's carry you off to Nirvana? (Or whatever they call bedrooms these days...)

10:34 PM

 
Blogger WordWhiz said...

Snake...you're a sweetheart. No one is offering to sweep me off my feet in a rush of romantic passion these days - particularly not anyone who looks like THIS!!

10:45 PM

 
Blogger WordWhiz said...

Be sure to check the link I left over there in the comments to see all 12 guys.

2:56 PM

 
Blogger A* said...

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-YUM! Emphasis on the yum!!
Oh WW- you are so my new hero.

(thinking abou Hof- thinking about Hof-thinking about Hof)

(NOT drooling over firemen, NOT drooling over firemen)

3:30 PM

 
Blogger boabhan sith said...

WHOA!

Damn girl, where do you live?

*call me and let me know when the next event is*

LOL...I like my car shiny...like I like my men hard!!!!!!!!

5:11 PM

 
Blogger WordWhiz said...

BS: Check the link I included in the comments section. And the event is usually in September - to promote the calendars.

Amanda: The cover guy for the 2004 calendar is (or used to be) on Match. We exchanged a couple of emails. He's too young for me, but I could arrange an introduction.

7:58 PM

 
Blogger mcgibfried said...

lol!!!

8:31 PM

 
Blogger WordWhiz said...

Not that ANY service can take the place of McG's "Men for Hire"!!

10:26 PM

 

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