Secrets to a Great Relationship:

1. It is important to find a man who works around the house, occasionally cooks and cleans and who has a job.
   
   
   
2. It is important to find a man who makes you laugh.
   
   
   
3. It is important to find a man who is dependable and doesn't lie.
   
   
   
4. It is important to find a man who's good in bed and who loves to make love with you.
   
   
   
5. It is important that these four men never meet.