As Promised...

...a not-so-dumb blonde joke.

One day a blonde is sitting on a plane next to one of those annoying, pushy businessmen. He asks her if she would like to play a game. She politely declines, but the man explains the game to her anyway.

"It goes like this," he says. "I will ask you a question and if you get it wrong you will give me $5, and vice-versa."

She says no again, and tries to fall asleep.

The man persists, saying, "Aw, come on. I'll give you $50 for each question. Or how about $500?"

At that number, the blonde agrees.

The businessman explains again, "If you get my question wrong you give me $5. And when you ask the question, and I get it wrong, I will pay you $500."

"Got it," she replies.

He asks, "Who was the sixth president?" She admits she doesn't know and gives him $5.

Now it's her turn, and she says, "What has purple legs, five arms and only two yellow teeth?" She turns away and goes to sleep.

The businessman uses his laptop, searches the Internet, and e-mails his friends. As the plane is landing, he awakens the blonde and admits he has no answer to her question. He gives her $500.00.

As they are gathering their belongings to exit the plane, he asks, "What was that thing anyway?"

She hands him $5 and walks away.