Words of Wisdom from Public Restrooms

In a slightly different direction from yesterday's blog, here are some words of wisdom gleaned from the walls of public restrooms.

Friends don't let friends take home ugly men.
--Women's restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit.
--Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, N. Carolina

A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
--Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, Texas

You're too good for him.
--Sign over mirror Women's room, Ed Debevics, Beverly Hills, CA

No wonder you always go home alone.
--Sign over mirror in Men's room, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA