Pondering the complexities of life.

Sunday, May 22

Confession is good for the soul...

I have one question. Who is the wise guy who wrote "SUCKER!" across my forehead? Come on, 'fess up! I bet you think you're really funny, don't you? I wish I'd realized sooner that it was there. No telling how long I've been walking around like this, looking like a total loser!

Can someone help me wash it off?? Oh crap, I hope it's not indelible marker!!

14 Comments:

Blogger Paige said...

Never let them get you like that? Did you fall asleep? They always get you when your asleep!

2:21 AM

 
Blogger Charlie Mc said...

What color is your "Sucker" written in?

8:42 AM

 
Blogger mcgibfried said...

it was me.. that's what you get for drinking all those red bull and vodkas and passing out on my kamasutra bed!

just don't use paint thinner.. it burns something fierce!

9:40 AM

 
Blogger WordWhiz said...

McG: I should have known!! Damn thing even glows in the dark.

Please send more pool boys. I need help!!

10:55 AM

 
Blogger Hermes said...

That's what happens when you drink yourself into a stupor and pass in one of the stalls at the strip club.

Question: If a strip club featuring female strippers is called a "Gentleman's club" what would a strip club featuring male strippers be called?

12:57 PM

 
Blogger WordWhiz said...

Hermes: I'd call it far too much temptation!

1:38 PM

 
Blogger The Complimenting Commenter said...

That's hilarious. Very funny post.

3:24 PM

 
Blogger Patrick said...

Good news!

You're looking at it backwards. It actually reads "rekcus," which is Gaelic for "woman wise beyond her years."

You're welcome.

3:48 PM

 
Blogger WordWhiz said...

Patrick: You are my hero!!

4:18 PM

 
Blogger naughtygirl said...

someone wrote bitch on mine. and a few years ago, it said all assholes please come here.lol

4:30 PM

 
Blogger Hermes said...

Ah, so this post was a riddle.... I get it.

Next time I'll catch it, just you see!

4:30 PM

 
Blogger OldHorsetailSnake said...

I, of course, am the only person you know who is above suspicion.
But I think everybody else on your blogroll knows how to spell, so there are lots of candidates.

As for me, I think you're pretty good and I love you. (See, I'm keeping track of your requests.)

6:32 PM

 
Blogger WordWhiz said...

I love you too, Snake. Thanks.

7:17 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It was god :(

8:43 PM

 

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