The Teacher and the Boots
Did you hear about the teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten students put on his boots?
He asked for help and she could see why. With her pulling and him pushing, the boots still didn't want to go on. When the second boot was on, she had worked up a sweat. She almost whimpered when the little boy said, "Teacher, they're on the wrong feet."
She looked and sure enough, they were. It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them on. She managed to keep her cool as together they worked to get the boots back on this time on the right feet.
He then announced, "These aren't my boots." She bit her tongue rather than get right in his face and scream, "Why didn't you say so?" like she wanted to.
Once again she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off. He then said, "They're my brother's boots. My Mom made me wear them." She didn't know if she should laugh or cry. She mustered up the grace and courage she had left to wrestle the boots on his feet again.
She said, "Now, where are your mittens?" He said, "I stuffed them in the toes of my boots..."
Her trial starts next week.
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A lack of time and a glut of mush is keeping me from coming up with anything original to post. Hopefully I'll find some time this weekend.
HAPPY FRIDAY, EVERYONE!!!
11 Comments:
Don't do that to me when I'm trying to have my morning coffee. You should see my keyboard and my monitor and my nose.
7:53 AM
I'm with Paul. That cracked me up.
A glut of mush is good!
8:17 AM
Glad to have made you laugh. Sorry about the coffee, Paul!
Lejnd, got your email around 6AM, but didn't have time to reply this morning. I'll write back tonight.
9:48 AM
That story was plenty original to me. And it made me bust out laughing. As Hoss always says, "It was riotonius."
10:34 AM
I have to agree - I got a good laugh out of that story especially the trial starts next week statement.
Ralph
12:43 PM
A day late, Poopie says "awwww" ;) Can you hear me now??
7:52 PM
Gene: I thought so!
Ralph: Thanks! That was my favorite line too!
Poopie: Aww...thanks. He is a sweetie. That he is!
10:17 PM
lmao. that was funny as hell.
11:11 AM
I remember those buckle boots when I was a kid. In fact, I still wore them in college. True. Not many did though.
Went back to Hoss's guest blog as you suggested. I remember now, yes, you do live in Connecticut. But seems to me you said you didn't appreciate sports all that much.
If I recall, ESPN has their home studios in Connecticut. So living in Connecticut and not appreciating sports is like being Jewish and living at the Vatican. IMO anyway.
8:53 PM
damn i hate it when kids learn to talk!! ;)
1:37 AM
Whiz: I went "Dear Diary" today. Thanks.
10:12 AM
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