PMS Question
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they did, by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY?! BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!!IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS...
I'm sorry...what did you ask me?
posted by WordWhiz at 6/09/2005
15 Comments:
Thank God I'm in menopause ;)
2:09 PM
Just when I thought I had heard all the lightbulb questions...this one has me CRACKING up....NICE ONE!
How many peaceful people does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They would accept the lightbulb for what it is and not try to change it.
hee hee
2:11 PM
Poopie: Ha! Ha!
Mona: Good one.
Mike: Why does that not surprise me??
2:18 PM
Whatever you say!! :)
2:30 PM
This sounds familiar...was somebody at my house two weeks ago?
5:33 PM
I have the same problem, only with the laundry. I have to resort to nagging and nagging before I'll get him to do it.
5:36 PM
I asked...Bwwwahhaa...whether you....chortle...gasp...giggle...
have...cackle...wheeze...maid service.
You No. 1 for funniest of the month so far, Whizzer.
7:21 PM
What's the difference between a junkyard Doberman and a lady with PMS?
Lipstick.
8:31 PM
That is so true it's scary. HAHAHA. Good one!
8:39 PM
Paul: I have to admit, that's pretty funny!
Bandit: YOU, however, being a MAN, are NOT PERMITTED to see the humor in Paul's statement!!
(just kidding!!)
8:47 PM
Snake: I'm quite certain I do not deserve that honor...but that's why I LOVE you. I LIVE on compliments. I could go longer without FOOD!! You're #1...honestly, you are!!
10:34 PM
Mom, is that you?
8:01 AM
Patrick: I do have a son named Patrick, however I suspect the two of you are not one in the same.
8:59 AM
this joke...not funny. j/k. i laughed.
12:40 PM
I think my husband would say: "I've been the mayor of that town."
2:02 PM
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