Pondering the complexities of life.

Friday, June 10

This one is for the ladies

A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind.

Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull dog on a leash. Behind her, were 200 women walking single file.

The woman couldn't stand the curiosity. She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"

The woman replied, "Well, that first hearse is for my husband."

"What happened to him?"

The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."

She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"

The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her."

A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two women.

"Can I borrow the dog?"

"Get in line."

8 Comments:

Blogger Paul Nichols said...

Too Good! Too Good! Too Good!
That's great!

11:13 AM

 
Blogger Paige said...

Good Times!

12:01 PM

 
Blogger boabhan sith said...

LOL

Hell yeah, can I borrow the dog too?!?

12:04 PM

 
Blogger A* said...

OH that's effing hysterical!!!
LMAO!!

12:18 PM

 
Blogger OldHorsetailSnake said...

Whooie!!! That's more fun than watchin' a one-armed paper hanger with the itch.

3:46 PM

 
Blogger Paul Nichols said...

I've been here three times today and split my sides every time. Too good!

5:29 PM

 
Blogger DBFrank said...

Snicker. Cute.

8:36 PM

 
Blogger Deli mom said...

I'd be paying for a better place in line.

12:25 AM

 

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