Blondes have WAY more fun!!!

I haven't picked fun at my blondeness for a long time. Here are some blonde jokes.

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Two blondes are walking down the road when one says ''Look at that dog with one eye!''

The other blonde covers one of her eyes and says ''Where?''

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How do you make a blonde laugh on Friday?Tell her a joke on Monday.

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There were these 2 blondes standing outside in a parking lot. They were locked out of their vehicle, so they were trying to get the door open with a close hanger. The 1st blonde said," You need to try harder. It's starting to rain and the top is down!"

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A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Hey! Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde, and I'm a 6' tall, 200 pound blonde guy with a black belt in karate. What's more, the guy sitting next to me is 6'2," weighs 225 pounds, and he's a blonde weight lifter." He continues, "The fella to your right is blonde, 6'5" and pushing 300 pounds, and he's a wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah! Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times. "