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Monday, September 19

In the Year 2030

The long term implications of drugs/procedures must be fully considered. Over the past few years, more money has been spent on breast implants and Viagra than is spent on Alzheimer's Disease research. It is believed that by the year 2030 there will be a large number of people wandering around with huge breasts and erections who can't remember what to do with them.

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I had a supremely crappy day today, but I came home to find a package in the mail from my great friend, Lejnd. It was a lovely souvenir from this great resort he frequents. It sounds like a fabulous place! It has a spa, an exercise room, cable TV, complementary room-service and southern-style cuisine. Thanks, Lejnd! I love it and can't wait to wear it! Maybe I'll take it with me to New Hampshire in 13 days. I bet Paul will like it too!

Lejnd also sent me a photo of himself and his lovely wife. (Remember the woman who rescued him from his less than impressive bachelor pad?) They're a lovely and very lucky couple!!

When I FINALLY get around to having someone snap a photo of me in the BlogHo shirt, I'll also get them to take one of me in my Kentucky Resort shirt. Post to follow...eventually...

VEGAS AWAITS!

10 Comments:

Blogger naughtygirl said...

wow all kinds of presents.

good god in 2030 i will be 50 years old. lets not think like that.lol

9:22 PM

 
Blogger WordWhiz said...

Jerzee: I'll be 50 WAY before then!! EGADS...My oldest son will be 45 in 2030!!

OUCH! I feel suddenly ANCIENT!!! I think I'll go take a nap now. (If I can remember how to get to my bed!)

9:27 PM

 
Blogger Ralph said...

Great post - it made me laugh which right now is good - huge breasts and erections but can't remember what to do with them. Keep writing - this is good stuff.
Ralph

9:28 PM

 
Blogger OldHorsetailSnake said...

Hoo boy. You gonna wet these shirts down after you get 'em on?

(Note to photog: The wetter, the better.)

11:10 PM

 
Blogger WordWhiz said...

Ralph: Thanks.

Tisha: That was hysterical!!! I can't stop laughing!!

Gene: Cute, very cute.

RJ: I hadn't noticed that. Hmm...

6:25 AM

 
Blogger Kira said...

Wait, did I miss something? You're going to be photographed in a wet BlogHo tshirt? There's something appropriate about that...haha!

7:45 AM

 
Blogger WordWhiz said...

Any WET T-shirt photos will be for VERY limited distribution!! Only DRY T-shirt photos will be posted here on this blog. Perhaps on the Vegas blog...since we're all planning that big orgy anyway. (KIDDING!!! JUST KIDDING!!!)

7:50 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't even want to think about what age I'll be in 2030.

Thanks for ruining a perfectly find day!!

8:19 AM

 
Blogger bornfool said...

I'm not wishing anything bad for anybody, but how about you and I hooking up if we're both single in 2030? ;)

8:59 AM

 
Blogger WordWhiz said...

Lejnd: You're so sweet. I fear we'll both be WAY to old by then!!

EEK, my word verification is:
fckjw

Sounds like a ethnic slur! Or a profane retort with a Spanish accent!

12:31 PM

 

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