The Bottle

A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and notices a gorgeous woman sitting at a nearby table all alone. He calls the waiter over and asks for the most expensive bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her knowing that, if she accepts it, she is his. The waiter gets the bottle ready and quickly sends it over to the woman, saying, "This is from the gentleman over there."

She looks at the wine and sends a note over to the man. The note reads:

"For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and seven inches in your pants."

The man, after reading the note, chuckles, and sends a note of his own back to her. It read:

"Just so you know, I happen to have a Ferrari Testarosa, a BMW 850iL, and a Mercedes 600 SL in my garage, and I have over 25 million dollars in the bank. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut three inches off.

JUST SEND THE BOTTLE BACK!"

This post is not original, but I'm short on time this week. I'm having a nice visit with my son, who is home on leave from the army. Today was his 20th birthday.