Knock, Knock
posted by WordWhiz at 5/10/2006
Wednesday, May 10
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Learned too late that the love of your life may never love you the same way, no matter how perfect things may seem on the surface.
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9 Comments:
Maybe I'll try that. Ok, maybe not.
9:54 AM
See, the difference between me and Tom is that I probably WOULD try that one...haha!
(And Alex would be sputtering and turning beet red behind me, I'm sure!)
10:00 AM
I'll never forget the time that, as a small town reporter, I was interviewing a Jehovah's Witness type who said the last time he was so interviewed, "The reporter and I got down on our knees after the interview and prayed to God."
Guess I could have taken off my clothes. But I was at HIS house. So I don't think it would have worked.
6:31 PM
If only I can get himself to agree.
7:33 AM
No, but the Latter Day Saints will be back to watch you make babies. They love people who make babies.
11:54 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHA! oh man. That killed me. Too funny Whiz!
11:10 PM
Maybe I'll try it on the next set of either Witnesses or Mormon Misswionaries.....LOL
11:34 PM
One day a group of scientists got together and decided that man had come a long way and no longer needed God. So they picked one scientist to go and tell Him that they were done with Him.
The scientist walked up to God and said, "God, we've decided that we no longer need you. We're to the point that we can clone people and do many miraculous things, so why don't you just go on and get lost?"
God listened very patiently and kindly to the man. After the scientist was done talking, God said, "Very well, how about this? Let's say we have a man-making contest." To which the scientist replied, "Okay, great!"
But, God added, "Now, we're going to do this just like I did back in the old days with Adam."
The scientist said, "Sure, no problem" and bent down and grabbed himself a handful of dirt.
God looked at him and said, "No, no, no. You go get your own dirt."
9:36 PM
Four college friends were so confident that the weekend before finals, they decided to go up to Dallas and party with some friends up there. They had a great time. However, after all the partying, they slept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to Austin until early Monday morning.
Rather than taking the final then, they decided to find their professor after the final and explain to him why they missed it.
They explained that they had gone to Dallas for the weekend with the plan to come back and study but, unfortunately, they had a flat tire on the way back, didn't have a spare, and couldn't get help for a long time. As a result, they missed the final.
The Professor thought it over and then agreed they could make up the final the following day. The guys were elated and relieved.
They studied that night and went in the next day at the time the professor had told them. He placed them in separate rooms and handed each of them a test booklet, and told them to begin.
They looked at the first problem, worth 5 points. It was something simple about free radical formation. "Cool," they thought at the same time, each one in his separate room. "This is going to be easy."
Each finished the problem and then turned the page. On the second page was written:
(For 95 points): Which tire?
10:50 AM
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