Pondering the complexities of life.

Tuesday, November 22

Go to your room!!

I'm staying over at Paul's house Thankgiving night because we're leaving at crack of dawn the following morning to participate in the chaotic Day-After-Thanksgiving-Sale madness. Regardless of the bargains, I typically avoid this shopping day because I hate the crowds. But for Paul, it's an annual tradition. I'm a sucker for tradition so I'm going along.

Paul's kids have planned a big party that night. They're both in their 20s and all their friends will be home for the holiday. They told Paul, apparently in no uncertain terms, that he and I were not allowed to invade their party scene. Paul protested and was informed that we were "too old" and should say hello and then quickly excuse ourselves.

We are expected to behave like OLD people and leave the YOUNG people to their dirty jokes and drinking games. We have been banished - grounded to Paul's bedroom for the evening.

Confined to the bedroom. Being so old and helpless, I suppose we'll have to accept our fate and suffer in silence. Well...maybe not exactly silence. We should probably throw a movie in the DVD player as a sound buffer!

Kids... Are they REALLY that clueless???

12 Comments:

Blogger Kira said...

Well, maybe they aren't, and the banishment is really a reward? haha! Regardless of whether or not they look at it that way, that's what it'll be!

Find a channel that is playing the 1812 overture. That'll cover up anything!

5:37 AM

 
Blogger Peter said...

I was going to suggest finding a movie with a loud soundtrack Whizzer, but I think Kira's 1812 overture might be the go.

Like the WV, damnyce

5:50 AM

 
Blogger bornfool said...

Please Br'er Fox, don't throw me in that briar patch. lol

2:58 PM

 
Blogger WordWhiz said...

Born Fool: Boy, did you hit that nail directly on the head!!!

5:17 PM

 
Blogger Unknown said...

WW - kids only suspect the thinkable. Parents having a love life is fairly unthinkable to anyone, no matter what age (I'm 31 and the thought of my lovely parents "at it" - ugh!). Is that immature and unrealistic? Probably. But it's my mental image bank, and it's staying naked-mum-free....

6:39 PM

 
Blogger ... said...

yes...yes they are.

6:54 PM

 
Blogger OldHorsetailSnake said...

Oh my yes. They still think the "missionary position" is the guy in the stewpot.

I will be posting Thursday, so there.

8:36 PM

 
Blogger WordWhiz said...

Gene: Thanks for checking in with me tonight. I was worried about you. I'm a mom; worrying goes with the job title. I'm glad to know you're doing as well as you can under the circumstances and I look forward to your post on Thursday! Enjoy the holiday with your daughter. And don't forget, we're renting that block of rooms in Vegas!! I'm looking forward to the big blogger slumber party!! We'll play truth-or-dare, share all our dirty little secrets, Kira and I will do each other's hair and we'll eat junk food! Maybe we'll even levitate someone!! It will be just like when we were kids...only there will surely be alcohol involved!

I can't wait!!

9:34 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not really fair considering you did let them participate in the Halloween thingy, right?

Or was that someone else's kids?

10:21 PM

 
Blogger WordWhiz said...

Real Me: Wow...what a memory! Yes, that was us. That was more-or-less two parties in one, with the 20-somethings mostly hanging out in the basement and the 40+ crowd occupying the main level. This time the 20-somethings want the main level and they want the 40+ crowd - that would be Paul and me - out of sight! (At least once the serious drinking begins.) Not that I'm complaining!! I'm digging through my CDs, looking for that 1812 Overture. I know I've got it somewhere!!

10:53 PM

 
Blogger Monique said...

Have a great Thanksgiving!!

12:35 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you should be extra loud and scream obscenities all night!

1:17 AM

 

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