New Drink
Pfizer Corporation announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously, we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails,""highballs," and just good old-fashioned "stiff drinks." Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of "MOUNT & DO."
posted by WordWhiz at 3/31/2006
10 Comments:
Ha ha HA! That's a funny one!
12:15 AM
Hey I want to know what Hoss has to say about this one too.
7:34 AM
i like their style.
7:49 AM
OHMYGODDESS!
I don't know if you made that up or what, but that was hilarious!
11:20 AM
Ha Ha Ha. That was great. I'm with Peter. I wonder what Hoss will say.
11:21 AM
Good joke. But I think it would have been more appropriate today (April 1). They'd never allow Viagra to be sold in such a manner. The pharmaceutical companies wouldn't be able to make their billions then.
11:26 AM
I would love to think that you made this up.
(So I won't be back for a long time while I wander around in my idiocy.)
2:01 PM
It reminds me of a T-shirt a student of mine wore to class one day. In the Mountain Dew logo, in a tshirt of green, it said "Mount and Do me!"
6:22 PM
Oooppps! PG13 rating here? ~ Oh it's OK, I am old enough to figure it out! ~ jb///
11:27 PM
Gimme, gimme, gimme! Where do I get in line! That's a good one!
11:09 PM
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